Sue: You know Halloween’s fast approaching; the day where parents encourage little boys to dress like little girls, and little girls to dress like whores, and go door to door brow-beating hard-working Americans into giving them free food. Well, you know what, western Ohio? We’ve lost the true meaning of Halloween. Fear. Halloween is that magical day of the year when a child is told their grandmother is a demon whose been feeding them rat casseroles with a crunchy garnish of their own scabs. Children must know fear. Without it, they won’t know how to behave. They’ll try frenching grizzly bear or consider living in Florida. So moms; skip trick-or-treating this year and instead, sit your toddler down and explain that daddy’s a hungry zombie and before he went out to sharpen his pitchfork, he whispered to mommy that you looked de-li-cious. And that’s how Sue sees it.
Sue: You know Halloween’s fast approaching; the day where parents encourage little boys to dress like little girls, and little girls to dress like whores, and go door to door brow-beating hard-working Americans into giving them free food. Well, you know what, western Ohio? We’ve lost the true meaning of Halloween. Fear. Halloween is that magical day of the year when a child is told their grandmother is a demon whose been feeding them rat casseroles with a crunchy garnish of their own scabs. Children must know fear. Without it, they won’t know how to behave. They’ll try frenching grizzly bear or consider living in Florida. So moms; skip trick-or-treating this year and instead, sit your toddler down and explain that daddy’s a hungry zombie and before he went out to sharpen his pitchfork, he whispered to mommy that you looked de-li-cious. And that’s how Sue sees it.
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whores”. What more can I say.
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